It is a melancholy object to those, who ply this great trade of security, when they see the companies, the agencies, the facilities crowded with practitioners of our profession, followed by three, four, or six direct reports, all in confusion, and importuning every colleague for a guiding hand.
If you don’t recognize the writing style in the previous paragraph, I’ll remind you of the great essayist Jonathan Swift, who devised an ingenious idea that simultaneously addressed food scarcity, overpopulation, malnourishment and urban blight.